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An exclamation that expresses both surprise and pleasure; a combination of the phrases "Oh my God" and "Nice!". The phrase "Oh my tart!" can be used as a substitute, with tart meaning tight (in the sense of cool or sweet).
Person 1: Hey, we have some left over pizza, do you want to get in on this?
Person 2: Oh my narshe!
When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.
Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle
Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch
Something I own and I turn it on every night
My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight
This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it
I got road rash on my back wheels
When Cynthia Erivo hears a flop trying to belt her line, and then she gags him in the middle of a Target.
Man: "AuEUEghUEAhagh"
Cynthia: "That's my line. AUUUEGEUAGHEUASHAGHAGAHUEE. There's no place like Target."
when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)
1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me
2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>