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Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.
"Dude! What's wrong?"
"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."
Trow up is defined as when you see, eat, touch, smell, or hear something that makes you say “what the damn hell was even that?” And the reaction your body has is to Trow Up whatever was inside.
I once saw a guy drink a dozen raw eggs with whiskey and I wanted to damn trow up!
I knew a guy who farted for 12 seconds, and while it was impressive, the stench made me want to trow up!
Sudden physical arousal while taking an AP calculus final.
Student 1: Oh shit man how do I integrate this I am burked up right now
Student 2: Oh you just use U-sub….. oh man im burking up right now ;)
When you are mentally or emotionally confused by girl you want to be with.
Mannn, she got me all yazed up.
Getting a sick shoulder/upper body pump and looking sexy doing it
I’m gettin Shrugged Up with this freaky pump
Getting a sick shoulder/upper body pump and looking sexy doing it
I'm gettin Shrugged Up with this freaky pump
Not self-diagnosis.
Hym "There is white build-up that forms on the upper right side of my gums. Right above where my tooth with the hole in it is... It's probably there not. Here, I'll stick a finger in and show it to the camera......... See it? If a doctor were to swab that... What would he find and what would he prescribe? It doesn't grow on the upper left side of my gums. See? Not the bottom either. Right above that tooth there is some kind of bacteria growing. When I asked an ER doctor about it he asked if I had been to a dentist and told me to buy Tylenol... Tylenol doesn't do anything. It doesn't help. Because it isn't a headache. THAT DOCTOR said it was a headache. The word headache was on the receipt. It was not a headache. It's this white shit. Whatever THAT is, is what's wrong with me. Not the things I say. The gang stalking and gaslighting is what's wrong with YOU. And the peripheral elements of my life are the direct result of ALSO YOU, you piece of shit, and me not getting paid.
White Build-up. Directly above a tooth that used to have a filling in it. The filling came out. Now there is a hole. Fungus growing on the gums above the tooth. Pressure in the right side of the head. Sounds like fluid build-up. Can hear the fluid push into the back of my eardrum when I swallow. Spread to the left side 1 year ago. Now there is pressure in BOTH sides of my head. The last could of weeks have been especially bad. I cause that Nora virus that has been going around and during THAT illness I had a series of nose bleeds that actively alleviated the pressure on the LEFT side of my head for a few days. That is not TMJ. Fuck you Doctor Zach."