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A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.
A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
that on guy won always be hyping up his large cock but when the girl looks to see that cock went instinct
brad brad is succh aqdino dick
brad has a dinosaur dick
A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.
Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick
Gold digger, lazy, trophy wife
That girl didn't do nothing 'sept get rich on his dick.
very small and stubby, also never gets hard. abt 1.5 inch max (foreskin not pulled back)
LMAO bogdans dick is so tiny the tip can even fit inside a wine bottle