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Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!
Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.
When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.
Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.
When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night
1. A dick with a lot of pubes to where it cannot be seen
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye
Leshawna: I bet Todd has a dick jungle down there
National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’
The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"
"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
he's a dick
Jaih: wow my peck look real cool
Another person: suck my dick jaih
(jaih the dick gets roasted)