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Sofie to my Sel

Being the Sofie to my Sel is like being the Straight woman to your gay man (assuming best friend). It can also be reversed, “Sel to my Sofie.”. As Sel ofc I have a Sofie.

“Omg you’re like the Sel to my Sofie!!!!”
I need a Sofie to my Sel”
“Please be the Sel to my Sofie!!”

by Selyuu January 17, 2023


leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley March 28, 2011


Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021


Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 05, 2025


my soul

crawling in my skin

my soul is empty,and so is yours

faggot

by penis sucker2000 August 06, 2017


Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

Get on your knees and suck my shorts!

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 18, 2022


up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021