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It's the day my friend got friendzoned
I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
It's the day my friend got friendzoned
I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
noun. A day that feels like the day after the actual day.
Today feels like a Friday, but it's only Thursday; what an April Day!
Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
To appreciate your mutuals on Nov 13.
It’s Mutual Appreciation day! Happy mutuals appreciation day Alex!
To appreciate your mutuals on this day.
It’s Mutual Appreciation day! Happy mutuals appreciation day Alex!