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The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
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When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner
When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!
Taking a shit on your home toilet
I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.
A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."
Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.