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Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because Iโ€™m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022


wendy child

a child in a play group (pre-nursery).

There are ten wendy children in the school.

by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

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i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021


Your child

You are not doing it for your child.

Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025


why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿป โ™‚๏ธ

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus

This child of the lords name is savannah.

by Savannah aka c.o.t April 21, 2017


horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2019