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The term used as an alternative for being back on your bullshit, meaning trying to meet a famous person or just generally being a white man’s hoe. Coined by jeffa cakes who clown weekly.
Let’s go clowning for 5sos tomorrow.
Putting clown face makeup on inatimate objects; like a wall, or vase.
"I saw Jerry painting on that vase the other day"
-"yeah, he was clowning on it"
"What does that mean? Clowning?"
-"Putting clown face makeup on inatimate objects; like a wall, or vase."
"Oh, ok"
-"yeah, he clowned all over that vase so hard"
The entire principle of One Direction fandom.
„One Direction updated a playlist 4 days ago“
„Ah shit. We're clowning agaain“
A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
Someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, true space cadet, love them to death. But fuck they hurt to talk to.
Matthew Murphy is a clowne
Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.
This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
Reserved For Only The Most Clowniest Of Clowns.
Person 1: *Says Something Stupid*
Person 2: What The Fuck?
Person 3: You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus
Person 4: I Exist? I EXIST!!!!