Dylan: isobel royle should date him
Wow isobel you should date dylan
The bunny whisperer. Twerks like a God. 10/10.
You like bunnies and cheeks? Get you a Dylan!
He’s a guy.
He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
“Hey you met that Dylan guy?”
“Who?”
“Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.
Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*