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Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019


She'll burn your dick

She has so many STD's from all the dude's shes fucked. Probably also from the guys she's fucked for drugs.

Your friend: Ay man, Dont fuck her with out a condom, I'd wear 6. Because if you smash raw dog She'll burn your dick

by HilbillyJay July 28, 2020


3rd DEGREE Resume BURNS

Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.

John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!

by sweetjdubs August 6, 2010

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Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

by The Riddler Riddling February 26, 2011

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blast through the burn

To fight through incredible pain and complete a few final repetitions while lifting weights.

To overcome hardship and achieve a goal through sheer willpower.

Just when Larry's pecs felt like they were turning into jelly, he was somehow able to blast through the burn and push up three more reps on the bench press. He could feel the sweet, solid pump in his chest and arms.

I drank so much beer and was about to hurl, but then I blasted through the burn and kept it down.

by Huge Larry December 29, 2009

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"Burn-the-House" Mentality

"Burn the House to kill the Mouse"
A) To punish the whole group harshly because someone isn't telling the truth, especially for a minor issue.
B) To handle a situation by prohibiting an action at whole in order to solve a minor issue.
C) Eliminate a good thing in its entirety simply to solve a minor, solvable, or insignificant problem.

Earl: My mom decided to stop buying hot chocolate just because someone didn't claim their dirty cup.

Mark: Tsk, "burn-the-house" mentality.

by TheOkami1113 October 29, 2011

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burn me out

To make smoke/smoke with somebody until they pass out

โ€œIf I come after school will you burn me out?โ€ โ€œOf course. I just got a whole bunch of weedโ€

by Heylllo February 5, 2018

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