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The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.
A person either from Alabama or acts like they grew up feral that has no respect for anyone and always pretends to be under the influence of a controlled substance.
Mark was talking about the women again, he is such an Alabama Cluck Boy. He is so rude.
The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.
The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.
"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"
When you secretly get married to your cousin.
"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."
When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.