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Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”
Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.
The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
tearky
mc
cheese
ham
everything
Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
A place where pigs keep their money.
Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.