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Hi my name is ben and I fuck girls that are ten? I think I'm really hot but I'm really really not. I stuff my pants so I look like I have dick, and I swear so much that people think I'm sick.
A Ben M thinks that he is black when really he is Russian af.
That Ben M is going to turn out as a pedofile
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Kind of a way to say transgender if you don't want to overtly say transgender just say Ben the hen
Michelle Obama looks like a Ben the hen
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A warning when a guy won't shut up. Generally they speak in an annoying voice and are bothering you over nothing.
Dude A, "Yo, yo, yo, hey, hey, hey. Ok? OK? I gotta question, what is that in your pocket?"
Dude B, "Hey Ben." (makes the close mouth gesture w/ lips or hand)
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When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon
After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.
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Ben Hur is a bus driver from Europe. He knows where to turn by pure intuition, and he always is right. He also drinks pure alcohol, and he also never pays parking tickets in Slovakia. He's German, and the name he uses for cover is Bernhardt.
He also has the power to fly on his motorcycle, reanimate dead bodies, and use the Force.
Stack: Ben Hur, how do you know when to turn?
Ben Hur: Um...Vat do you call it... ... patience.
Roman: Do you mean intuition?
Ben Hur: Ach ja intuition, zat is vat I meant.
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the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.
"that guy is such fucking Ben"
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