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when you have an attractive person as your wingman
John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour
The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.
'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'
A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.
Similar to criffing and spooing but mixing the dried ejaculate with MDMA before snorting it.
The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, mixing it with MDMA, making lines and snorting it.
This stripper I hooked up with did a candy shot of my dried splooge before heading back to work
When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy
When he/she’s ugly but has a pretty personality
Theres this girl i like but shes sour candy
The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.
Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.