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When you lose your I.D . And bring the popo with you too the pawn shop to hock your girl friends speakers
I had the popo I.D. check at the pawn shop today. Had them vouch for my identity as I hocked his sister's speakers
When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.
That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.
November 6th
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.
John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked
"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "
Instead of a rain check the chronically ill can have a pain check wherever needed
I am hurting today but I’ll definitely take a pain check on lunch.
mine your business and shut up about other people's business
1. I think I will spread some gossip today...on second thought I should check check myself first. 2. Check check yourself before you get checked out of here. Your fault not mine check check. I checked that!!!