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One of those days when everything you do seems to be wrong.
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Sucky: 5?
Teacher: No, it's 4 you dumbass.
Trevor: Oh dear Sucky, you're having A 'Bryn' Day!
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Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit
>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."
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When there are no new cases of corona infections or deaths on a given day, which should be treated more as an anomaly rather than a new reality, especially in places that have recently recorded a low infection or mortality rate.
Although the infection rate in the local community is low or zero, however, with new daily corona cases from returnees who have been stranded overseas for months, it’s unlikely that the country would witness a Cørøna Day any time soon.
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A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.
Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
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a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide.
See also LOVExx
ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine?
guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter!
*slits wrists*
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A date that is during the day. Otherwise known as hanging out. Similar to a bro date except slightly more pathetic because your hanging out with a girl that will have someone else's penis inside her later that evening. The only way to save a day date is with a nooner or weird outside style public sex.
Dude, get out of the friend zone! No day dates! No group dates!
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A christian screamo/hardcore band from Sarasota, Florida....and they're one of the best bands ever!!!!!!
Burden of a Day rocks.
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