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The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
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when girls give their dance partners a hand job with their ass cheeks.
dude, i got some mad blue-balls from all that high school dancing.
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The definition of someone raping your ear with shitty music.
Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?
Scene dumb ass: Blood On The Dance Floor.
Person 1: *beats the shit out of scene dumb ass*
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A dance which is open to any year nine or ten students (year nines are high school freshmen) at all-girl schools in Christchurch, and year nine or ten female students at St Andrew's College (STAC) and any for year nines and ten Christchurch Boy's High students. The tickets for these are very highly in demand since this is probably the biggest meeting place for potential boyfriends/girlfriends. Because of the high temperature in the gym where they are held, girls wear very little clothing, but yet guys manage to wear jeans and hoodies and not overheat. Weird. The dances are highly sexually charged occasions, with most of the participants having very low standards of privacy and/or hygiene- don't go near any of the walls, and always wear socks. Some other high schools hold them but they're not as good.
NB- The year 11, 12 and 13 (year 13 is the last year before university) 'supervisors' think nothing of hooking up with an innocent year nines. Be careful.
Girl 1: Omg, Tom hooked up with someone else at the boy's high dance!
Girl 2: Well, what do you expect? You know how those slutside hookers dress!
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Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
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Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.
Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!
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During intercourse be inducing of an epileptic fit causing contractions of the labia and anus creating a far more intense sexual experience or orgasm.
Yvonne "shake mutherfucker just don't foam"
Trevor "gnarrrrr"
Yvonne "yeah flash dance me bitch"
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