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A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.
Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.
(she couldnt find a lighter)
When you are Australian and you have sex.
"Oi mate! Bloody mate! you did the dirty bayden you did!
When u see a girl that’s the whole package.
Big butt, nice boobs, Down for anything.
One of THE BADDEST bitches.
Woah! That girl is such a dirty Nylah!
When a person pays a hooker more than they charge they will receive "Dirty Change".
The hooker charged me $150 and I gave her $200 so I got back $50 in Dirty Change
Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.
Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.
When participating in Al Fresco sex -preferably in a meadow - and the girl is on top, she pauses - sits up straight and looks around sharply to check for any pervy dog walkers/ramblers/cyclists/hot air balloonists in the manner of a meerkat checking for danger.
Basil and Sybil were getting some afternoon delight in the meadow, Sybil climbed aboard and got down to it - then suddenly sat bolt upright in the Dirty Meerkat position when she heard a rustle in the hedgerow....
Eating a waffle off a transgender person's ass, and then licking the remaining syrup out of their asshole.
bro my ass is still sticky from the dirty alexis i did last night
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