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Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.
Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.
1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
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A place overflowing with douches that you should have a place to put them all
Walk into bar, see multiple douches...
Say to friend "this place really needs a douche hutch"
Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed
You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house
a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon
A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.
J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.