A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.
Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.
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A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.
He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!
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domain ownership; owning a piece of the internet; e-real estate.
I went to godaddy.com and bought some e-state.
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Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.
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The act of being electronically "nailed" and satisfied by another party.
Oh my God, I met this totally hot guy on line last night and he e-nailed me!
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To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)
My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.
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