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''What the fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
When you are having anal sex from the doggie position and she thinks she needs to fart but when you pull your penis out she shits and it flip n flies everywhere.
I was taking that ass to pound town when she all the sudden started shitting everywhere. I said “what the hell was that?”. Her response “it’s a god damn flip n fly!”
A woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men.
You're a bunch of fetus fly traps and whores!
What CNN thought a plane was in 2017
CNN: "FedEx is buying up to 100 new flying delivery trucks" (2017)
Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard
also known as: Half Chub
Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.