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pretender - someone who pretends to have some sort of drive in life and aspiration but in actual fact is a straight up loner who seeks solace in strangers who unfortunately also didn't succeed at anything......ever
oh that hungry ghost is trying it on, bless his little casper socks
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A "friendly ghost" is when you hide your buddy in the closet, so that later that night when your girlfriend comes over and your fucking her doggy style on the bed you pull out and your friend hopp's in there! Now when he gets in there you walk to the side of the bed and take a picture with the flash on so she can see it, see you, and realize your not the one fucking her!
"Bro she was so surprised when she saw me last night, BEST FRIENDLY GHOST EVER!!
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Being a Lieutenant, he is second in command of the Task Force 141 and is seen wearing dark red sunglasses and a skull patterned balaclava. He is in various missions on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and during the mission "Loose Ends" he along with Gary "Roach" Sanderson get betrayed by Sheperd who after shooting them, orders other soldiers to throw their bodies in a ditch and covered in gasoline, then Sherperd lights a Cigar and throws it on them leaving you to assume they both die.
Simon "Ghost" Riley's quotes-
"Roach, hang in there!"
"Bloody hell those trucks are bulletproofed!"
"It's gonna get bloody."
Gamer1: Ghost wast the shit!
Gamer2: Sucks he had to die!
Gamer1: Time to get revenge on Sheperd!!!
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When your getting a girl from the back, you put a sock in her mouth and pull her arms back, and hold em like handle bars, then you crank em like a motorcyle and periodically thrust forward (if you know what I mean), so she'll fly forward and make a *vurmmm *vurmmm sound
Tony: Aye Mike bro, I ghost rided that hoe last night
Mike: Did you get into second gear???
Tony: Naw man I rode her too long, she ran outta gas
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The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.
Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
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The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.
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An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.
Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
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