When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
A user of the site X formerly known of twitter who exceeds the standers
"Wow deewaers your the goat of X!"
A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Honeymustard Goat is a pronoun used when sexually attracted to goats bathed in honey mustard
I'm a Honeymustard Goat and I'm proud
The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom