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The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
When you think you got a big dick and some one shows up and is an even bigger asshole than you.
“You thought you were the shit, but you got great-white-sharked.”
A sexual action, very similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
During doggystyle sex, the man puts his finger into the woman's anus, takes it out, and writes a "G" and a "V" on each of his cheeks. After this, the women licks her fecal matter off of his cheeks
Person 1: I just Great Valley High Schooled Sophie last night
Person 2: Awesome bro (fist bump)
Half-first cousin’s grandchild.
My half-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
Great-grandparent's female first cousin.
My first great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
Great-great-grandparent's sibling.
My great-great-grandpibling is a good person.
Great-great-grandparent's sibling.
I have 168 great-great-grandpiblings (84 great-great-grandaunts and 84 great-great-granduncles).