Hand job

When a girl rubs a guys cock for pleasure

Cindy gave the handjob. It was so good that i ate her out ,but her mom found us.Luckly her mom and dad joined us.

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wet-hand

verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.

Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.

"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."

-or-

"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"

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hand jamming

The stroking of ones genitals using your hands; masturbating; flogging the dolphin; choking the chicken; jaggin off; sweeping the chimmney;

Hey man, what did you do last night? Oh, not too much.. Just stayed up all night hand jamming...

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hoof hand

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

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shovel hands

some who has massive hands or hands disproportionate to the rest of their body

Jesus christ, did you see that guy's shovel hands.

I never trust a guy with massive shovel hands

Higgings my old man, u have the world biggest shovel hands

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holding hands

any form of having sex

Salley just got done holding hands with Joe in the back of that pick-up truck!

Tommy held hands with Jessie last night.

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Strong Hand

1.)Possibly the hand a someone uses to masturbate.
2.)Two words that is funny to incorporate into conversation constantly.
3.)When said you must raise your hand with your fingers in the weirdest position you can do and have a crazed look on your face.

"can you help me move the table?"
"Sure, buy hey, you want me to use my.... STRONG HAND!?"

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