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When you have shit on your lip after eating ass, you strap a dildo to your head and the girl rides it while giving you and handjob.
Babe, can we try the Hitler Party Hat tonight?
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It is commonly used by IV drug users to talk about the insulin syringe required to inject the drug into their vein. By using this phrase a person who partakes in this method of consumption can refer to it openly and discretely. Because most people do do not know or associate that phrase with IV using unless they do it as well. The name is a description of a new syringe, which has an orange end cap over the plunger and another one which covers the point end. AKA the man in the orange hat.
I was looking for a "man in the orange hat."
I'm going to visit the "man in the orange hat."
Have you seen the "man in tha orange hat?"
I wanna get poked by the "man in tha orange hat."
My man lost his "orange hat" and i need a new one.
He chewed up tha "mans orange hat."
Don't forget to pick up that "man's orange hat."
Lets just get a whole box of "orange hats".
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Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
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When you throw your hat over the wall, you're committing to doing something. The phrase is derived from what you would do before you climb over a wall - you throw the hat over to the other side, so it doesn't fall off while you are climbing.
"throw your hat over the wall" example:
JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 10 years. Thing is, nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no insight into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?
The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the world and say “Yo, yo get this! We’re going to the moon.”
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The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
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An answer to a question with an obvious yes.
It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
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