The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

during half life 2 G man said this

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world - G man

What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now

Wassa baby take me out to dinner

Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.

Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.

Person 1: ayo

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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

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i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

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shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"

Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

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south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

The most LEGENDARY, MYTHICAL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME BLOCK IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

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neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

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