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An island in Norway often called Loften Islands of the coast of Norway
Me: Hey do you know where Lyngvaer Islands is?
You: Where is what?
Me: You know Lyngvaer Islands.... Loften islands.
You: Oh... Just off the south coast of Norway
When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)
"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"
A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
when a females nail polish is chipped.
Destiny needs to go back to Ling Ling and get her nails done, why would she walk around with those Island nails like that.
The land of sherms. A society filled with the lamest of lame niggas. Located on the outskirts of the concrete jungle, the residents of this borough are the worst of the worst. When you enter this realm, you may never return to your former self.
Greg: "Where've you been the whole week."
Joe: "I've been locked away on Sherm Island."
Greg: "Damn, you dead a sherm now"
Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever
After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider