can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

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ball job

ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus

yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...

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Blow job

To suck a mans dick.

Aubrie and her brother john were in the bathtub bathing, and beneath the bubbles aubrie saw his penis. This was in the days before sex ed, so she didn't know what it was. It seemed like something fun to put in her mouth, so she did. It tasted like the bath water, which she loved. She licked it from top to bottom. She then put the head in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. He moaned in pleasure. She shoved it deeper in her mouth, then pulled back to the head. Deep, head. Deep, head. She swirled her tongue around it some more. Then she found his balls, which seemed amazing!! She played with those for a few minutes by holding them in her mouth and sucking. She looked up to see if he liked it, and he sure as Hell did. He got up on the edge of the bathtub and she plunged the whole ten and a half inches down her throat. She moved her head back and forth and then some gooey white liquid came out of it. She swallowed it and continued. What fun!! This continued until their parents scrambled in there naked having sex, at which point they just joined their children. The end. The mother eventually started giving the son a blow job and the father ducked the daughter. This is one hell of a messed up family.

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rim job

Any gainful employment along the Pacific Rim.

John went to see the overseas recruiter for a rim job.

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rake job

someone with fucked up braces

did you see that chicks braces?
she's a fucking rake job

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z job

If you don't know. You can't afford it.

Wait what exactly is a Z job?

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heck of a job

a euphemism of the old adage, "hell of a job"

(note: euphemisms are used widely by politicians as a mild form of a word or phrase, in order to maintain a politically correct, less offensive tone; however, in doing so, their remarks generally come off as lame or insincere, even wimpy)

Use of "heck of a job" generally means the speaker does not have the guts (wherewithal) to speak directly, and so "softens" the phrase "hell of a job" in a euphemistic attempt to act like an everyday, regular, run-of-the-mill person.

For instance, when an Elitist like G. W. Bush, in order to appear to be a Populist, says one of his staff is doing a "heck of a job," we wonder why he doesn't just say the guy is doing a "hell of a job." It is then that we realize, that neither is doing a "hell of a job" because they do not know what one is...

GWB to MDB-"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

GWB to his father-"Daddy, you did a heck of a job as President."

Right-wing Fascist types to whoever will listen-"GWB is doing a heck of a job."

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