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Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022


jordan and jenna

They are one of the strongest couples and they can not be separate but jenna is pretty shy while Jordan is very out going and that’s why she loves him.

Jordan and Jenna are not able to be separated.

by Jordan and Jenna February 7, 2021


Jordan’s Life

Drama
wit a cute butt

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?

by teheheheyolo August 2, 2019


Jordan Gellert

Super handsome. Wow very cool!

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.

by Vliney April 30, 2023


Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 8, 2020


Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020


Jordan Frantz

Jordan Frantz is the hottest man i've ever seen. I hate his girlfriend so much and want to steal him, I want to kidnap him and have him for myself, he is so sexy, I think about him all day.

Jordan Frantz is sexy

by Jordyn edwards May 8, 2022