ellie henderson” why’s she looking at me like that?”
jenna brannan” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
alex leiper”yeah why do her toes look like fingers too?”
rhianna” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
A drunk girl that is only lesbian above the waist.
Ole cami got drunk and started being an above the belt lesbian on Mrs. Sara the librarian
A girl who is a lesbian and is too dense to pick up on the hints that her friend has a crush on her. Usually used as a character archetype and a term of endearment rather than something negative, as the audience is frustrated, yet on the edge of their seats, with the will-they-wont-they dynamic. I.e. they're dumb relationship-wise, not smarts-wise.
Adora from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is such a dumb lesbian. It took 5 seasons and Catra spelling out her feelings for her to realize she was down bad for her.
A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
The way 2 or more lesbians enjoy their sexy time.
Here we see an accurate description of Butt lesbians
People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.
I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.