Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.
Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”
Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”
Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase
I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today
Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz
Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!
Very Unathletic and an extreme girly girl. She likes to deepthroat but always chokes
Grace Long deepthroats
A really tall, sexually attractive man.
I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!
A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.