He's an Italian sea monster. What else is their to be said.
Look it's Luca the Italian sea monster!
Your worst enemy or your worst enemy, practically bald but you can still see his ginger hair, a midget, secretly lives under your bed, always showering you with insults and won't stop talking about anime, only awes about his pot of gold at the end of his rainbow, Irish background, key phrase "I killed you chicken" , sarcastic AF
Someone: is that a leprechaun?
Person: no it's just Lucas
A Lucas loves technology. They usually have bad eye sight and wear glasses. They don't play sports and they are really skin. There good brothers too
Girl: Oh it's a Lucas
Girl 2: Lucas' don't play sports
Girl: I hate him already
The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is sweet, cheesy, funny, kind, just overall stunning in his own way. His smile brightens any room at the blick of an eye. His laugh is high but nice on the ears anyway. He is handsome and tall with beautiful eyes that you could get lost in. He is everything and anything perfect. <3
Girl 1: Lucas is so handsome I wish we talked.
Girl 2: Look at his smile.
The best person ever, at 50ft in height and 17ft in width, he truly is a unit.
GF: Wow ur so big ;)
Luca: Yea, im an absolute unit.
This man is an absolute P.O.S no one will ever love this little fuck up. Honestly this man if you can even call IT a man deserves death on a different level
Person 1: Yo did you see that Lucas
Person 2: ye it was disgusting
A Lucas is a intelligent person who always hangs with the coolest guys. He also is loving and caring.