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A mother of two or more children, who is divorced, and runs a very tight ship around the house.
Bob Saget, Mary Alexsander are both brick mamas. "Boy if you don't clean your room, im gonna whip yo ass up first street and down hickory lane"
A mummy's boy who thinks he has it hard just because his mother worked herself dead so that her kid could survive with minimal knowledge of the situation and the only way they get pity if from exploiting their mothers struggles.
A term describing men that cannot describe any challenge of their own in their privileged life so they have to deflect to their mothers pain that they do not understand to create a sense of pity or compassion for themselves to make themselves look/feel better.
"Did you hear Australia's Prime-Minister Anthony Albanese's a Mamas baba, he said "my mum did it hard" like he went through that"
an iconic lyric in Charlieboy's song "I look good"
ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD!
"ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD! "
A smokin hot babe who for some reason just can’t get enough of his super cool friend jonah
Dang bro Cole’s mama a milf fosho fosho
When a mom sleeps with her own son or her son’s friends
“DUDE CALAMS MOM IS SUCH A MAMA WHORE”
This.. this is what happens when you find a hot woman, thats all I gotta say.
Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table