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Beautiful girls who are rich yes, but they don t gloat about it, they deserver everything they get cos they worked hard for it, Mar-kate is anorexic yes but she is dealing with it and she doesnt need people teling her shes anorexic. They are brilliant role models for younger girls and are kind!!!
Mary Kate and Ashley are superstar Twins!
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A statue of the Mother Mary, housed in a bathtub.
Tacky Catholics can easily be identified by the Bath-tub Mary in their front yard.
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Cunning and discrete way of informing or alerting other people in the group that you or any other party is having a spliff
Dude, John's totally got some mary J Blige Blazin outside, He'll be a while
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For those who practice safe sex and for woman who can't get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. After blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. Get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to Mother Mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!
After blowing my load in the condom, Jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! Dirty Bitch!
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It is like the spitting cobra but the cum lands in the girls mouth instead of the eyes. Then you proceed to yell TOUCH DOWN BITCH!!! (touch down hoe is also acceptable)
Me and my girl broke into a church and from five pews away I gave her a hail mary pass.
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When your knees or legs become inexplicably weak, resulting in trembling or shaking legs.
"Are you okay? Your legs are trembling."
"I'm all right, I just have the Mary Shannon Shakes."
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The palm used to do a hand job.
Well, my girlfriend isn’t coming over, so I guess I’ll have to meet up with Mary “Merry” Palm instead.
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