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Beautiful girls who are rich yes, but they don t gloat about it, they deserver everything they get cos they worked hard for it, Mar-kate is anorexic yes but she is dealing with it and she doesnt need people teling her shes anorexic. They are brilliant role models for younger girls and are kind!!!
Mary Kate and Ashley are superstar Twins!
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A statue of the Mother Mary, housed in a bathtub.
Tacky Catholics can easily be identified by the Bath-tub Mary in their front yard.
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Cunning and discrete way of informing or alerting other people in the group that you or any other party is having a spliff
Dude, John's totally got some mary J Blige Blazin outside, He'll be a while
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For those who practice safe sex and for woman who can't get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. After blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. Get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to Mother Mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!
After blowing my load in the condom, Jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! Dirty Bitch!
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It is like the spitting cobra but the cum lands in the girls mouth instead of the eyes. Then you proceed to yell TOUCH DOWN BITCH!!! (touch down hoe is also acceptable)
Me and my girl broke into a church and from five pews away I gave her a hail mary pass.
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Analeah Marie Sarabia is a great gal. Although she is pretty short, she won't hesitate to lynch you if she has to. You should never mess with her for she is psycho and her father owns guns. Despite her crazy personality, she will always be there for you through your ups and downs. Even though she can be dry on text, she one of the most fun people you'll ever meet if she's comfortable around you. Her smile lights up the whole room as boys look at her in awe. If you like a girl named Analeah Marie Sarabia, you have a lot of competition and some crazy bestfriends to deal with. She tends to bring herself down, so tell her she looks beautiful. Did I mention she is addicted to tiktok?
Guy 1: Isn't that Analeah Marie Sarabia, the girl you like?
Guy 2: Yes, shut up she might hear you.
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Bitch who is fat and a hoebag who has a flat ass and no tiddys
Hannah Marie Byers is an ugly hoe.
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