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An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes
mike karabis is a 84kg pakistani man with hair in his ass but we all love him
Hey do u follow mike karabis ? hes famous
of course i do!
Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..
Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden
Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly
Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????
Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly