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The dumbest thing to come out of Disney .If you act like they do in high school musical in high school or even middle school your gonna get shot or something. you don't wanna go " hey batter batter" in the hsm fashion in p.e cause they're gonna throw it at your balls or something when see you dancing like an idiot.
loser #1: hey did you know high school musical 3 is coming out?
loser #2: really?
loser #1: in theaters too.
loser #2: we should be like (name of hsm character)and (name of another hsm character) today
loser #1: okay!!
both losers dance and act gay like hsm that day and end up getting shot by a suicidal nerd who decided to take their lives instead of a teachers and himself because it was so horrible and he was cheered by everyone (that hated high school musical)
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The worst and most overrated movie ever. The movie is idiotic in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. 8 year old girls for some reason think Zac Efron, Troy Bolton or whoever is hot (he's NOT). The movie is an insult to REAL coming of age/high school movies like Ferris Bueller's Day Off , The Goonies, The Breakfast Club and many more. The characters are mentally 10 and the songs are over exaggerated and terrible. Troy and Gabriella are annoyingly like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
Troy Bolton and Gabriella: *sings some over dramatic song*
some 8 year old dumbass: OMGGGGGGG
me: wtf is this crap
the 8 year old dumbass: High School Musical <3 <3
me: this movie can go suck a lemon
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The reason so many 11 year olds are in hospital with multiple bruises and broken limbs.
Nurse: What are the injuries?
Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two black eyes, a very sore noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.
And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows, expecially High School Musical.
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Music that has no quality, basically.
I was going down the street, without a care on my mind. All up in my own design... Again this song I just made up, will hit the top of the charts in 3 days. You'll see.
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Guy who is unemployed/underemployed that has a hobby of doing something with music, but he puts himself out there as working in the music industry as a professional, as if its a real full time job.
Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."
Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.
Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.
He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.
This guy, is a music industry poser.
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When two people are 'involved' with each other publicly, but you never see anything explicit.
The term comes from most music videos that have romantic scenes. Many body parts are shown very briefly, yet nothing is revealed fully.
Jill: Hey, did you see Kim and Joe getting 'friendly' last night?
John: Yeah, but nothing actually happened. It was just music video sex.
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A movie that sadly went on to make two sequels.
It's about a bunch of teenagers exploring their sexual preferences through song and dance. Quite frankly if I was to inherit a copy of this filth, I would incinerate it ASAP.
High School Musical Fan: OMGGGZORR ZAC EFRON IS F-ING SEXIIIIII!!!1
Me: Why must you be alive?
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