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the art of getting an erection
im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance
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A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.
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She said I like male penis but I'd love to try female penis sometime.
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Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis
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what people who don't play tennis get.
"Dude, my arm hurts"
"Maybe you got penis elbow"
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- Someone, typically female, with extremely loose sexual morals.
- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.
"That girl Viv is out back in the parking lot doing that guy she's just met. God, she is such a penis pouch."
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