pennsylvania pork pie

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.

Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"

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The Mile Pie Club

When someone manages to eat an entire pizza in one sitting (8 slices).

Oh my god! Kieth just ate that entire pizza. Looks like there's another member of the mile pie club.

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cow pie high

A derogatory term for a school in a rural area.

"Who do you guys play in your next game?"
"Cow pie high, dude."
"Damn farming school."

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Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.

Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!

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oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

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terrorist pot pie

After anally penetrating another individual and ejaculating in the individuals's anus, the recipient of the ejaculate experiences flatulance in such a manner as to blow the feces saturated ejaculate back into the deliverer's face.

The old man thought he was punishing his girlfriend by pounding her anus mercilessly, but the joke was on him when she gave him a terrorist pot pie!

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High Nigga Pie

/hī-ˈniɡə-pi/

1. High- not to be confused with hi
Adjective

A great or greater than normal, feelin of intensity. Elevated.

2. Nigga- a person
Noun informal, offensive when used by some one of the Caucasian Persuasion.
respelling of nigger (typically represented n urban Black-American speech).
3. Pie
Noun
a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry.
Therefore high nigga pie is something to eat that a high nigga has made. Usually unusual like a hookup or somethin

Yo what the hell are you eating?..

Some high nigga pie!

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