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Dutch platter

When you put a cock ring around your dick and someone else pulls it off with their lips

Dennis served Barry a Dutch platter last night

by Drugalot March 10, 2023


Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.

" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!

by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020


dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"

Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest

by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016


dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey

by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024


Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.

She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.

by BadGuy99 October 22, 2023


Fancy Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

by Savagemeathog April 14, 2022


dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 16, 2017