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when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll
having erect donkey hairs is the best!
When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
When a man with outstanding hair is able to take home a female beyond his looks and/or stature. Essentially the woman is drawn to the hair and hair alone, but is required to bring the man home as well because of his physical attachment to it. All members of Hanson are fervent lobbyists for the exogenous hair effect. Additionally Robert Pattison's teeth remain unrecognized because of this.
Zach Galifinakis attempting the "Phil Effect" in the Hangover. Also known as the "John Cusack Effect". "How has Jason Schwartzman ever gotten laid? ....The Exogenous Hair Effect."
the good hair crew, often known in fandom as the GHC and written on a t-shirt as #goodhaircrew, is a friend group consisting of the three main protagonists, andi mack (played by peyton elizabeth lee), cyrus goodman (played by joshua rush), and buffy driscoll (played by sofia wylie) from disney channel series andi mack. they have been best friends since 2nd grade. cyrus dubbed their friend group this in season 1 episode 5 "it's not about you".
cyrus: and so ends another adventure of the good hair crew.
andi: we're not the good hair crew.
cyrus: we are now. the t-shirts have been ordered.
Harry Styles of One Direction. Directioners refer to him as this as a trade mark.
Directioner: I was just curious about The Curly Haired One! Now, I'm in too deep!
Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.
Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*
A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.