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The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.
5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!
Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
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Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2
Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
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When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut
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It is a club for people who are up for a laugh. Each member has to complete a "no balls task ever day to get a secret reaction from club members
high 5 club our kid ur no balls this week is do give someone willy breath
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The rule that states that if your added word is not published on Urban Dictionary in 5 days after first added, then it is safe to assume that your word will not get published and you have to try to readd it.
Jay: Damn, my defenition of GTFO is not published yet... it has been 7 days since I added it!
Gary: That's because you didn't follow the 5 day rule.
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I watched a movie called "The Adjuster" and decided that the left-handed reach around should be known as a Canadian High 5.
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the 5 second rule is for Chairs, so if you get up another person has 5 second to take your chair
Bill: drinks anyone
ben: Beer please
Gail: tea
Ron: Coffee
Rob: Lemonade
Bill: okies
Rob: 5..4...3...2...1..0 JAcked
Bill: wat you going in my chair
Rob: 5 Second rule mate
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