To be used when someone brings up a meme that is no longer trending and/or is old (hence Cold). Can be used to call out when old memes are reposted as 'new' memes.
Dude 1: "Hey watch this video." Shows meme from 2014.
Dude 2: "Yea, I've seen that before. It's a Cold meme bro."
Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.
It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air
Manipulating someone to do what you want for your own selfish cause. For example, leading someone to think that you love them deeply but only wanting to use them for sex.
Jim: So y'all exclusive?
Tim: Nah, she thinks we are, but I just want to fuck.
Jim: Are you going to tell her?
Tim: Nah, it's better this way.
Jim: Aye, those are cold intentions.
Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.
I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.
My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much
Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.
Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.
Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.
"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.
Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.