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Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".

Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"

by yak the snak March 19, 2017


Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk

The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.

by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023


Nut hugger

noun. 1. A pejorative term used to describe someone who glorifies a public figure or group (usually an athlete or sports team) to the point of being obnoxious.

Floyd Mayweather has some of the worst nut huggers in the history of sports.

That guy is a total nut hugger for the New York Yankees.

by Davis The Untamed November 7, 2021


frickn’ nut

someone who goes ape shit on the basketball quart

How many points did he have in the game last night?”
I don’t know man, he’s a frickn’ nut.”

by trinity miller 34 May 4, 2021


nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017


Heart Nut

When the nut inside of your heart (it differs), explodes and creates a large ball of semen that spreads in your heart. It is done when someone says something caring/sweet enough for you to feel it in your heart. This also grants a personality change into a more caring person and super strength

Adam: “I really just wanna cuddle and kiss you under the stars.”
Jess: “Awwww baby. You just made my Heart Nut.”

by dragonman88 July 9, 2020


Nut fangle

Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself

Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"

by Pickersgill December 3, 2010

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