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The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.
“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”
To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate
I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock
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used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human
Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank
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(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.
Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.
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A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'
'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'
'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)
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Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt
when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic
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a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.
i was going to have a wank but i thought fuck it why not have a finger bum wank (FBW) i deserve it!
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