Party Dementia

A state of disorientation resulting from excessive combination substance abuse achievable only by the large available quantity of free drugs/alcohol found at parties.

The symptoms include (but are not limited to) :

-Forgetting time/place/date
-Oversleeping for mandatory events (Work, school)
-Losing otherwise sacred items (keys,wallet,phone)
-Calling people you've done a very good job avoiding for years, with an uncalled for sense of affection
-Waking up in strange, unsleepable places

Bro 1: *Bursts in room with 24 pack* "YOU READY FOR THE THIRSTY THURSDAY PARTY WEEKEND BRUH"

Bro 2: "Dude, its Monday. Arent you supposed to be at work? I think you got party dementia bro... where are your pants and why are you covered in mayonnaise?"
Bro 1: *sobs*

Earth Party

A group of nonces who think they're based but aren't. They play block games and debate with each other over meaningless things. A place worse than hell.

Ugh, fuck you, John. You belong in the depths of hell - no Earth Party.

kangaroo party

A three way between three women. This phrase comes from the fact that kangaroos have three vaginas and threeways are always a party.

Sariah: Hey Maria and Yolanda do you gals wanna have a kangaroo party tonight?
Yolanda: Ya I will bring some dental dams.

Ragtag party

1) A party that is very low-cost and typically consists of things that were being handed out for free (i.e.: the napkins are from McDonald's, the cakes are samples from the local cake store, etc)

Emilea: This is such a ragtag party
Courtney: It's no wonder. Joe has always been a real cheapskate.

Party Shartee

someone who ruins the fun of a party, or someone who sharts on a party (Shit+Fart) A more creative and advanced way of calling someone a party pooper.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna light up some meth?"
Person 2: "I prefer my teeth white"
Person 1: "Don't be a party shartee"

party ammunition

ammunition that is used in the case that a surprise attack is attempted on the individual

I got party ammunition for those tryna surprise me

-Ludacris Bridges-

nashville party

A phrase used to describe a lame-ass party where nothing happens. It is used by Miley Cyrus in "Party in the USA" to contrast LA parties with lame, horrible, boring, Nashville ones.

Joe: YO! You goin' to Jackie's party?
Shmoe: HELL NAW MAN! I went to her last one and it was definitely a Nashville party.

Joe: Yo! I heard Jen's parties are lame as hell.
Shmoe: HELL NAW MAN! I went to her last one and it was definitely not a Nashville party.