A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.
Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.
Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.
Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services
Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute
There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers
A player who never gets off the bench.
That guy never gets to play; he is a pine pirate!
A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.
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