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Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.
- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.
A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.
Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life
pizza crust with nuggets with chicken in them
friend : hey what are you eating
me: pizza nuggets
friend: are they good?
me: yes they are bussin
pepperoni pizza with pasta with white cheese sauce piled on top
Do you want Pasta Pizza for dinner?