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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
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When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.
John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.
Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?
(Pisagna pronounced (pi-zaan-yuh) The base is a layer of your choice of ground meat sautéd with minced onion plus spices fold in marinara sauce. Then a layer of ricotta. Then a blend of mozzarella and parmesan. Bake until melted. Top off with fresh tomato slices, fresh parsley, and fresh basil.
Brian asked Greg, “Do you want a pisagna Pizza?” Greg said, “Heck yeah!”
It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos
Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza
Telling people that they are a piece of shit, but with extra steps.
Little Jimmy: Knock Knock.
Bobert: Who’s there?
LJ: Yura Pizza.
Bobert: Yura Pizza who?
LJ: YURA PIZZA SHIT BOBERT, YOU STOLE MY PORN STASH